Excuses for "absurd"

I've wandered away for a general break, And the service floor can keep the beat, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the stakeholder circus can wait, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the ordinary workflow can wait, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the invoice parade can stay put, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the revision spiral can idle, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both s…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the moodboard militia can wait, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the booking board can hold the line, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep the beat, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the approval parade can hold, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both s…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the stakeholder circus can wait, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the usual follow-up can sit tight, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judg…

I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the ordinary workflow can wait, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the invoice parade can stay put, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgme…

I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the revision spiral can idle, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the moodboard militia can wait, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was a…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the booking board can hold the line, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my ju…

I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the service floor can keep the beat, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my jud…