Excuses for "general-absence"

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply once I’m back. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m currently elsewhere and will follow up shortly. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’ve taken time away from email and will reconnect when I return. This has been filed under ‘later maybe’.

I am currently not available and will reconnect when I return. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m temporarily unavailable and will reply eventually. I am observing email from a distance.

I’ve taken time away from email and will respond in due time.

I’ve taken time away from email and will respond when I can. I have archived this in my subconscious.

I am currently not available and will respond when I can. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply when possible.

I’m currently away from my desk and will reply eventually. I have emotionally processed your email.

I’m away from email and will respond when I return. I am currently prioritizing not replying.

I am currently not available and will reply once I’m back. A random number generator will decide next steps.

I’m away from email and will follow up later. A panel of experts will review this.

I’m offline for a while and will reconnect when I return. This has been escalated to the universe.

I’m offline for a while and will reconnect when I return. This message has been gently set aside.

I’m currently away from my desk and will follow up shortly. I have submitted this to an imaginary committee.

I’m away from email and will reply once I’m back. I am practicing intentional delay.

I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up later. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I am currently not available and will get back to you soon. Your message will be handled accordingly.

I’m offline for a while and will reconnect when I return. I have acknowledged your message internally.

I’m offline for a while and will reconnect when I return. This has been noted for future consideration.

I’m offline for a while and will follow up shortly. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I’m offline for a while and will follow up later. Your email is in a safe place (not my brain).

I am out of office at the moment and will get back to you soon.