Excuses for "absurd"

I’m currently out of the office and will follow up upon my return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am out of office and will circle back soon. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently unreachable and will circle back soon. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently offline and will circle back soon. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently unreachable and will respond when possible. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m not available right now and will respond when possible. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently unreachable and will get back to you shortly. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’ve stepped away from email and will circle back soon. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m away for a bit and will get to this later. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m away for a bit and will respond when possible. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m away for a bit and will reply as soon as I’m back. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently unreachable and will get to this later. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently out of the office and will reply as soon as I’m back. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently offline and will respond when appropriate. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m not available right now and will reply when I’m available again. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when possible. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m not available right now and will respond when I return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am away from my desk and will follow up upon my return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am temporarily unavailable and will get back to you shortly. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when appropriate. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m not available right now and will respond in due course. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am temporarily unavailable and will follow up upon my return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am away from my desk and will get to this later. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am temporarily unavailable and will reply when I’m available again. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.