Excuses for "absurd"

I’ve taken a break from email and will circle back soon. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m not available right now and will get to this later. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am away from my desk and will reply as soon as I’m back. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’ve stepped away from email and will get to this later. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently unreachable and will reply when I’m available again. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am temporarily unavailable and will respond when I return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently offline and will get back to you shortly. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m away for a bit and will follow up upon my return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently unreachable and will follow up upon my return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently out of the office and will get back to you shortly. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently offline and will respond in due course. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently offline and will respond when I return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’ve taken a break from email and will get to this later. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am out of office and will respond when I return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when appropriate. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently offline and will respond when possible. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’ve taken a break from email and will reply when I’m available again. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’ve stepped away from email and will respond when possible. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m away for a bit and will reply when I’m available again. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I am away from my desk and will respond when I return. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m not available right now and will circle back soon. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m away for a bit and will respond in due course. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’m currently out of the office and will get to this later. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.

I’ve taken a break from email and will respond when possible. I have entrusted your message to a committee of imaginary experts.