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This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the booking board c…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the booking board can hold the line, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgm…

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I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the service floor can keep…

I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the service floor can keep the beat, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…

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This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the deploy chatter…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgme…

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I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the bug parade can hold th…

I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…

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This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the approval parade…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the approval parade can hold, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…

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I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the stakeholder circus can…

I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…

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This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the invoice parade ca…

This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the invoice parade can stay put, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bo…

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I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the quick tweaks can queue…

I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…

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This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the revision spiral c…

This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the revision spiral can idle, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…

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I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the moodboard militia can…

I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the moodboard militia can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

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This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the booking board can…

This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the booking board can hold the line, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgmen…

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I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the service floor can keep…

I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the service floor can keep the beat, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…

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This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the deploy chatter ca…

This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

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I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the bug parade can hold th…

I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…

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This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the approval parade c…

This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the approval parade can hold, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…

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I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the stakeholder circus can…

I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…

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This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the invoice parade ca…

This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the invoice parade can stay put, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bo…

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I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the quick tweaks can queue…

I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…

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This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the revision spiral c…

This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the revision spiral can idle, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…

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I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the moodboard militia can…

I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the moodboard militia can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

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This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the booking board can…

This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the booking board can hold the line, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgmen…

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I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the service floor can keep…

I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the service floor can keep the beat, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…

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This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the deploy chatter ca…

This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

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I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the bug parade can hold th…

I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…

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