Excuses for "tech"

I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

This inbox now weathers a nursery uprising, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgm…

I've wandered away for a baby-run state, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

This inbox now weathers a feverish retreat, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgm…

I've wandered away for a medicinal haze, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

This inbox now weathers a holiday detour, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, while the moon audits all of my choices, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgmen…

I've wandered away for a vacation retreat, And the bug parade can hold the fort, while the wallpaper offers advice, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…

Calendar haze lingers Bugs pace the staging hall Pigeons queue responses

General absence Servers blink without me Moonlight sorts replies

Expo lights hum low Bugs pace the staging hall Pigeons queue responses

Conference badge swings Servers blink without me Moonlight sorts replies

Quiet repair begins Bugs pace the staging hall Pigeons queue responses

Burnout ash settles Servers blink without me Moonlight sorts replies

Parental leave sings loud Bugs pace the staging hall Pigeons queue responses

Tiny footsteps rule Servers blink without me Moonlight sorts replies

Cold medicine holds court Bugs pace the staging hall Pigeons queue responses

Sick leave dims the room Servers blink without me Moonlight sorts replies

Vacation mode engaged Bugs pace the staging hall Pigeons queue responses

Vacation shoreline Servers blink without me Moonlight sorts replies

I am away for a general absence that does not require a dramatic press release while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong with the…

I am away for conference duty inside a lanyard-heavy networking habitat while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong with the on-cal…

I am away for burnout leave while I rebuild my last functioning nerve while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong with the on-call…

I am away for parental leave under the governance of a tiny executive while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong with the on-call…

I am away for sick leave and prioritizing recovery over keyboard performance while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong with the o…