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This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the invoice parade c…

This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the invoice parade can stay put, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment b…

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I've wandered away for a general break, And the quick tweaks can queue…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this d…

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This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the revision spiral…

This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the revision spiral can idle, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…

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I've wandered away for a general break, And the moodboard militia can w…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the moodboard militia can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay was…

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This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the booking board ca…

This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the booking board can hold the line, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgme…

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I've wandered away for a general break, And the service floor can keep…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the service floor can keep the beat, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this dela…

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This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the deploy chatter c…

This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgmen…

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I've wandered away for a general break, And the bug parade can hold the…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…

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This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the approval parade…

This inbox now weathers a scheduled retreat, While the approval parade can hold, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both…

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I've wandered away for a general break, And the stakeholder circus can…

I've wandered away for a general break, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

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This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the invoice parade can st…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the invoice parade can stay put, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both s…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the quick tweaks can queue…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…

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This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the revision spiral can i…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the revision spiral can idle, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both stay.

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the moodboard militia can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the moodboard militia can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

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This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the booking board can hol…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the booking board can hold the line, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bo…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the service floor can keep the beat, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this del…

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This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the deploy chatter can pa…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the deploy chatter can pace itself, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold th…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the bug parade can hold the fort, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay…

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This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the approval parade can h…

This inbox now weathers a keynote maze, While the approval parade can hold, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment both stay.

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I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the stakeholder circus can…

I've wandered away for a lanyard parade, And the stakeholder circus can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay w…

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This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the invoice parade…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the invoice parade can stay put, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment…

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I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the quick tweaks can queue…

I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the quick tweaks can queue in the dark, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this…

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This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the revision spiral…

This inbox now weathers a bandwidth collapse, While the revision spiral can idle, with sandals and reckless good cheer, I'll reply on a saner day, When my desk and my judgment bot…

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I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the moodboard militia can…

I've wandered away for a burnout repair, And the moodboard militia can wait, with jokes and bad planning to spare, I'll answer when I return to the fort, And pretend this delay wa…

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