Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
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30 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
I am away for a general absence that does not require a dramatic press release while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong with the…
I am away for conference duty inside a lanyard-heavy networking habitat while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong with the on-cal…
I am away for burnout leave while I rebuild my last functioning nerve while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong with the on-call…
I am away for parental leave under the governance of a tiny executive while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong with the on-call…
I am away for sick leave and prioritizing recovery over keyboard performance while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong with the o…
I am away for vacation and aggressively protecting my lack of Wi-Fi while reality reorganizes my desk into folklore. Deploys, bugs, and incident chatter belong with the on-call hu…