Calendar haze lingers Ordinary tasks hold still Keyboard fears me still
Calendar haze lingers Ordinary tasks hold still Keyboard fears me still
Excuses for every flavor of disappearing.
A pile to choose from
690 excuses ready to help you disappear for a bit.
Calendar haze lingers Ordinary tasks hold still Keyboard fears me still
Calendar haze lingers Client tweaks queue in shame Keyboard fears me still
Calendar haze lingers Briefs wait for brighter chaos Keyboard fears me still
Calendar haze lingers Shift radios crackle on Keyboard fears me still
Calendar haze lingers Bugs pace the staging hall Keyboard fears me still
Calendar haze lingers Slide decks miss my keyboard Keyboard fears me still
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