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Your email hit during time away and treating my inbox like a beach hazard, which is bold considering the state of the universe. Campaign panic, feedback loops, and visual big feelings can wait their turn. Replies resume when the flames lower themselves to a conversational level. Urgent creative fires should be handed to whoever still has the working file open. Do not improvise a sixth emergency just because mine looks entertaining.
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