One ready-made excuse
Take this and vanish gracefully.
Your email hit during event travel while keynote optimism drains my battery, which is bold considering the state of the universe. Most of the usual workplace commotion should remain perfectly functional without me for a minute. Replies resume when the flames lower themselves to a conversational level. Urgent matters should travel through the ordinary escalation path while I remain elsewhere. Do not improvise a sixth emergency just because mine looks entertaining.
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Tweak it, steal it, disappear for a while. Leave the breadcrumb if it feels charming.
Keep the same energy
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I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. I have d…
I’ve taken time away from email and will get back to you soon. I have dissolved into pure absence.
I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. This messag…
I’ve stepped away from my inbox and will follow up shortly. This message has been eaten by time.
I’m currently away from my desk and will respond in due time. I am no l…
I’m currently away from my desk and will respond in due time. I am no longer bound by email.
I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. The void is cur…
I’m temporarily unavailable and will follow up shortly. The void is currently handling all correspondence.