Professionally ignore people with style.

Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am unavailable while absorbing trend forecasts and weak coffee. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. Responses resume when my availability does, which remains the relevant detail. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.