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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am traveling, offline, and emotionally unavailable to workflows. If inspiration has become an emergency, that sounds suspicious already. A response will happen later, because that is how absence works. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Thank you for handling this with the composure it requires.
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