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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. A reply will follow once I am back and willing to revisit this thread. For anything urgent, contact the duty manager or supervisor on shift. Thank you for understanding how calendars generally work.
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