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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am out sick and giving my immune system the floor. Any issue marked critical should be critical in a way that could survive screenshots. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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