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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. You can expect a response after my absence, not during it. Urgent matters should go to the project lead with the least visible eye twitch. Thank you for your measured response to my unavailability.
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