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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope expansion. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. If this is urgent, please send one concise follow-up instead of five escalating poems. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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