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Your email has located me at an impressively inconvenient moment. I am absent while my health files an urgent complaint. If this is a hotfix, please make sure it is not actually room-temperature confusion. I plan to reply when I am back and marginally less annoyed. For urgent technical issues, use the on-call process instead of summoning me from the void. Thank you for respecting the concept of unavailable.
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