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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am using paid time off to stare at scenery and ignore notifications. I am currently unavailable for spontaneous scope expansion. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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