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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. I will respond as soon as practical after I am back. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Your patience is appreciated.
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