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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am taking recovery time instead of pretending a calendar block fixes everything. Last-minute revisions are still last-minute revisions even if you add a smiley face. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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