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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am out of office for standard logistical nonsense. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Many thanks for your patience.
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