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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. I will revisit this once my time stops being aggressively pre-booked. I will review this once I have returned. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Thank you for your consideration.
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