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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am away recalibrating before my final coping mechanism becomes interpretive silence. Art direction will survive a short pause without becoming a hostage situation. I expect to reply once I return and have worked through the queue. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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