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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am away on medical leave and pretending soup is a strategy. The codebase has endured worse than my temporary disappearance. I plan to follow up when I am back online. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. I appreciate your understanding and patience.
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