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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Many thanks for your patience.
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