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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am away keeping a small person alive, which is somehow a full-time role. Routine corporate theater is expected to continue in my absence. I appreciate your patience while responses are delayed. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Many thanks for your patience.
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