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Your email has been received during my scheduled absence. I am at an event where every hallway conversation became a calendar liability. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. A delayed reply is expected once I am back in office. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Thank you for your understanding while I am away.
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