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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am taking vacation seriously enough to avoid real-time responses. If this involves a table, a room, or a complaint, start with the current supervisor. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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