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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am taking time to recover from burnout and rebuild whatever remains of my bandwidth. Brand crises should be confirmed as actual crises before being escalated. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. If this truly cannot wait, contact the account lead or producer. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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