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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am out of office for reasons that are boring but fully valid. Any request involving alignment, sign-off, or strategic visibility can hold. I will respond when I return and remember how email works. If something is genuinely urgent, please reach out to your usual internal contact. Thank you for accepting this as your plot twist.
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