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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am out for parental leave, where the escalation path is usually crying. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. I will get back to you once my out-of-office era concludes. If something is genuinely urgent, please reach out to your usual internal contact. Thanks for bearing with my extremely intentional disappearance.
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