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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. A delayed answer is coming once I clock back into reality. If this truly cannot wait, contact the account lead or producer. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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