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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Project updates, approvals, and invoice anxiety can sit tight for now. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. For urgent requests, use the agreed emergency channel if we actually have one. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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