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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. I plan to answer once I am reunited with my laptop and my consequences. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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