Professionally ignore people with style.

You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am away from the office for a general and none-of-your-business absence. If this is about concepts, copy, or impossible timelines, the work can breathe. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. If this truly cannot wait, contact the account lead or producer. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.