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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am away for a routine absence and not monitoring email closely. If the espresso machine is making ominous noises, maybe that is between you and destiny. Replies resume when I re-enter my workflow against my will. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. Thanks for understanding that I cannot do everything and also nap.
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