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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am away at an event where everyone is networking with alarming sincerity. The slide deck will remain exactly as dramatic as I left it. A response will appear after I stumble back into professional society. If something is genuinely urgent, please reach out to your usual internal contact. Thank you for respecting my brief romance with absence.
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