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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am at a conference collecting badges, lanyards, and secondhand jargon. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. Immediate guest issues should go straight to the floor lead. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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