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You have reached me while I am heroically avoiding responsibility. I am at a conference collecting badges, lanyards, and secondhand jargon. Please assume all non-emergency alignment can survive my absence. I will reply when I return and regain enough structure to open my inbox on purpose. If something is genuinely urgent, please reach out to your usual internal contact. Your grace during my inbox exile is weirdly touching.
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