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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am out making memories instead of follow-up notes. Product decisions should avoid being made in the comments while I am gone. You can expect a reply after my dramatic reappearance. Serious outages should go through the normal engineering escalation path. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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