Professionally ignore people with style.

You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am on vacation and committed to disappointing my inbox. Guest drama, rota puzzles, and menu panic should be handled by the floor team on duty. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.