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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am on parental leave and measuring time in bottles, snacks, and chaos. Budget drama, calendar gymnastics, and status updates may proceed without me. I will get back to you after my comeback tour begins. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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