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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am on leave with a new human who has no respect for office hours. Please route urgent service issues to whoever still has a radio and patience. You will hear from me after I re-enter the building and the timeline. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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