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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am on leave for burnout recovery and refusing to romanticize exhaustion. If a guest says it is definitely an emergency, please verify that with an adult. Replies will resume when my brain reloads its latest patch. If the issue is urgent, call the venue rather than emailing into the abyss. Thank you for joining me in this brief administrative fever dream.
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