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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am currently focused on family leave and aggressively inconsistent sleep. Notes, comps, and big feelings can queue in an orderly little pile. I expect to respond after I drag myself back into operational range. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Thanks for adapting to the mess with suspicious elegance.
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