Professionally ignore people with style.

You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am away recovering, which currently outranks email etiquette. If this is about scope, invoices, or timeline optimism, it can wait until I resurface. A response may materialize once the dust settles and the caffeine hits. Urgent requests should arrive as one useful note, not a thread avalanche. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.