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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am away recovering with all the glamour of cold medicine. Cross-functional anxiety should be routed through someone with more availability. I will answer later, ideally before this turns into folklore. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. Good luck, and may the workflow forgive us both.
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