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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am away recalibrating before my final coping mechanism becomes interpretive silence. Please treat most business escalations as suspicious until proven urgent. I will reply when I return from wherever I flung myself for survival. Urgent needs should be directed to the appropriate stakeholder with calendar access. We all make choices. This message is one of mine.
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