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You have contacted a person who is currently somewhere else on purpose. I am away pretending my calendar is a legal document. The campaign will still exist when I return with marginally better instincts. A delayed reply is inevitable once my availability stops being fictional. If the timeline is actually collapsing, please reach out to production. Please direct any further confusion into a neat little pile.
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